Little B (age 7) has the most amusing word misunderstandings - witness our conversation this morning:
Little B: Why do people in mysteries and magic shows always talk about salami, which is an Italian meat?
Mr. B: What?
Little B: Like in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, the map made you say "I salami swear I am up to no good."
Mr. B: Ohhhhhh! (tries to keep from laughing)